Mississippi burning

After Alabama there came Mississippi but, alas, this is a Tesla supercharger no man's land. The great State of Mississippi has no superchargers. A bit like Portugal, it is a no zone and I guess that, as in Portugal, Tesla owning and Tesla driving is only for the wild at heart or for the plainly insane.
So, no superchargers in sight, what's a Tesla-wife to do but kill time in selfie mode whilst appreciating some good ole southern hospitality?

And yes, it was burning hot down there!